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“The Sucky Outdoors”
Chapter 6

Last time on Total Drama Island; a talent contest brought out the best and worst in our campers.   It was awesome!  The Rabid Beavers struggled to find any talent on their team and back on the Turtles; Bridgette’s clumsiness took out Eva; the Gophers’ captain.  Anne Maria and Leshawna stood up to Heather and Heather read Anne Maria’s diary to the viewing world, revealing Anne Maria has a secret crush on someone at camp.  In the end Troy got bit by karma and Sierra dug her own grave.  This week our campers are thrown into the woods and forced to fend for themselves.  Questions remain; how long will Heather last without an alliance?  She’s like a cockroach that one.  Will Zeke and Trent’s love fest stay intact?  And who will be the next one to walk down this crappy dock in the most dramatic marshmallow ceremonies ever?  I can feel a storm stirring on the horizon. *laughs* Find out what the fuss is about; on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
*cue theme song and we’re good*

The remaining 32 campers were already sitting on logs in the elimination area, as Chris was explaining the challenge.
Chris: Campers todays challenge will test your outdoor survival skills.  I’m not gonna lie to you, some of you might not come back alive.  
(Some of the campers gasped)
Chris: Just joking, all you have to do is spend one night in woods.  Everything you need is at your teams’ campsite in the forest, you just have to find it.  

Then Chris threw maps and compasses to; Jo, Eva, Heather and Justin.  

Chris: Oh and watch out for bears, lost a couple of interns in pre-production.
(Courtney tries to grab the map from Jo, who gets mad and they start wrestling on the ground)
Chris: First two teams back for breakfast win invincibility!
(Chris blew an air horn)
Chris: Well off you go.


TITANIUM TURTLES:

Leshawna: Did he say there were bears up in here?

Scott: I had an encounter with a bear once, let’s just say his head looks real nice up on my mantle.

Anne Maria: You are full a’ shit.

Duncan: Scott wanna kill another one, to show us how deadly you are?
(Scott got paler and Duncan laughing, tell the Ginger he was joking)


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Leshawna – So you’re telling me the guy who can’t use deodorant killed a bear *raises an eyebrow* Fat chance.
*static*
Scott – So I lied, big deal.  I need to get so credit on my team, so they don’t vote me off.
*static*
Heather – Chris is so full of it, like the man would put bears in the woods.  They’d be attracted to him like bees to honey, with all that hair gel he has in.
*static*

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
The Screaming Gophers were all in a straight line with Eva in the lead.  Noah and Dakota currently were listening to Izzy’s ramblings.

Izzy: Oh this one time I saw a bear eating our garbage.  He had old spaghetti noodles, hanging from his big, huge teeth and it looked like blood and guts.

Dakota: Yuck

Izzy: So gross.  And we thought he was eating the neighbors’ cat, Zimba.  But it turned out he was lost for a week.

Noah: How do you function normally?

Izzy: Norman who?
(Izzy was currently hopping on one hand and humming Row Your Boat)
Alejandro: Eva may I ask you something?

Eva: Anything handsome.

Alejandro: I thought maybe we could become a couple, if that’s alright with you.
(Eva blushed beet red and Alejandro evilly smirked.  Then Eva shook her head)
Eva: I guess it’s fine if you really want to.

Alejandro: Indeed your beauty knows, no bounds.

Before disappearing along their separate paths, Jose saw his brother flirting with Eva.  He laughed at his younger brother’s sad strategy.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Eva: I’m going out with Alejandro! *squeals like Katie and Sadie*
*static*
Alejandro: Strong of the body, but not of the mind.  Or maybe I’m just so good looking she can’t help herself *chuckles to himself*
*static*
Jose: I love my little brother I do, but in a game such as this moves must be made.  Eventually I’ll make the move to get my brother out of the game, but for now I’ll lay back and wait.
*static*

RABID BEAVERS:
Sadie was at the back of her team’s line behind Staci and suddenly she spotted a blueberry bush.

Sadie: Oh my gosh, me and Katie like love blueberries.

Justin: That’s fascinating keep moving.

Cameron: Good find Sadie, remember where they are in case we need food.

Sadie: I can like so do that.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Sadie: The fight with Katie last night really got me down, because she’s my BFFFL (Best Female Friend for Life).  We even got the Chicken Pox together, okay well she got them and I missed her.  So then I got them as well, but that’s beside the point.  I hope Katie isn’t mad at me anymore, breakfast was so quick this morning and I didn’t get to say a word to her. *sighs* Maybe I can get a boyfriend and it’ll be easier.  But who?
*static*
Cameron: Sadie’s a sweet girl but sometimes you need to reign her wondering mind in.  Being in this contest really has made me happy to be out in the real.  The real world has to be a lot safer than Chris’s world. *laughs to himself*
*static*


TITANIUM TURTLES:
The Turtles were walking into the woods as well and Heather was glaring at the back of Anne Maria’s head.

Heather: Uh, she is so the next one to leave.

Mike: Who?

Heather: Who do you think?  She gave me a black eye and knocked out one of my teeth.

Mike: Yeah, but you did read her diary aloud to the entire world.
(Heather stopped causing the rest of the line to run into Mike)
Heather: So?

Mike: So, that was pretty harsh.

Heather: She’s going down!

Mike looked back and did a double take, since Duncan and Scott were actually acting chummy with Cody.

Cody: Why are you guys being so nice to me again?

Duncan: You scored Bridgette, you get major props for that.

Scott: Definitely, we can’t call you a loser anymore.  You’re officially one of us.

Cody: Sweet!  Goodbye loserdom and hello popularity!

Duncan: Don’t jump ahead of yourself bro, but what we saw was awesome.
(Cody blushed, causing Duncan and Scott to laugh)

*FLASHBACK*
Mike had left early to get breakfast, as Duncan and Scott were waking up thanks to Chris’s wake up call.  Duncan looked over and gasped at a shirtless Bridgette and Cody in Cody’s bed.

Duncan: Scott look!

Scott: What it’s just Cody without a shirt on, with Bridgette.  So what?
(Duncan gave him a “come on” look)
Scott: With Bridgette?!

Cody and Bridgette stirred out of their sleep and the Surfer Girl ran out in embarrassment.  Cody chuckled nervously and was surprised when the two bad boys, fist bumped him.
*END FLASHBACK*

Duncan: Second base is a big marker in a man’s life.  So welcome to it.

Cody: Thanks I’m gonna go talk to Mike guys.
(Cody started to leave, but Duncan put his hand on his shoulder)
Cody: Something wrong?

Duncan: That kid is bad news, for one he’s aligned with Heather and two; he’ll drag you back down.  Stick with us and you’ll be golden.

Cody: Okay, sounds like a plan.
(Mike hung his head, upon hearing the conversation)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Mike: I realize Cody wants to be popular and all, but he’s doing it the wrong way.  Being yourself is how you become popular, not pretending to be something you’re not.  I know that Cody only kissed Bridgette last night, because they were both shirtless Duncan assumed otherwise.  Because I’m a nice guy, I won’t stab Cody in the back and he should be happy about that.
*static*
Cody:  Do you know how long I’ve wanted to be one of the guys?  Longer then I care to admit, but I’ve done it.  *plays air guitar*
*static*
Duncan: Cody is now officially cool in my book, but that doesn’t mean I trust him.  Scott and I will be watching him and we’ll see what happens.
*static*


KILLER BASS:
Jo was currently leading her team with a fuming Courtney bringing up the rear.  Zeke and Trent held hands, while the trio of girls talked and Jose rolled his eyes at Sam playing his video games.

Courtney: This is so unfair!

Jo: What that I’m captain?

Courtney: Yes, you shouldn’t be.

Jo: Who should be you?

Courtney: I’m the best choice.

Zoe: I thought you said Beth was?

Courtney: Right that’s what I meant.
(Courtney laughed nervously)
Jo: Regardless neither of you jumped on Day 1, so I have no respect for either of you.

Courtney: Well what have you done for the team?

Jo: I actually jumped off the cliff, won us the awake-a-thon, helped win the dodgeball challenge and picked the best acts for the Talent Show.
(Jo smiled in victory as Courtney growled)
Katie: I’m bored, I’m going to take a walk.

Jo: Not until we get to the campsite you aren’t.  I’m not losing because your bubble brain gets stuck on blueberries or something.1

Katie: Fine, whatever.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Courtney: Why does Jo look like a savior in front of our team?  I have to find some way to make her look bad and then get her voted off.  Trust me I will and she’ll rue the day she messed with me.
*static*
Katie: I’ve been in such a bad mood, since my fight with Sadie yesterday.  And it’s weird I don’t even feel bad, I’m just so sick of her.  She’s clearly jealous of me and I need to cut the cord, so to speak.
*static*

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
The Gophers had finally arrived at their campsite and Eva was divvying up the orders:

Eva: Alejandro go get us some campfire wood hot stuff.  Dakota, Izzy and Noah are in charge of gathering berries.  Geoff and Harold you two can go fish and Dawn and Brick can go grab us some water.

Dakota: So what are you doing?

Eva: I’ll set up the tent, I’m the only one I trust enough to do it correctly.

Dakota: Shocker.

Eva: What?!

Dakota: Nothing.

Eva: That’s what I thought.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Dakota: I don’t like Eva and she doesn’t like me, but to win this money I have to put up with her.  I haven’t had my picture taken in days, Chris made a call for interns to shoot paparazzi on sight.  How will I get in magazines now?
*static*
Alejandro:  Now that, that Fitness Gorilla has sent me off alone, it’s time to find my beloved.  I’ve been destined to be apart from her beauty for too long.  Now I’ll find her and tell her my true feelings.
*static*


TITANIUM TURTLES:
Heather had given all the others orders and she waited around while Mike sent up the tent.  Suddenly the Queen Bee was grabbed from behind and had her mouth covered.  The grabber motioned for her to be quiet and she glared, but eventually nodded.

Alejandro: My sweet Heather, how are you?

Heather: Don’t make me puke.

Alejandro: What’s with the cold shoulder?

Heather: I have eyes Alejandro, you can’t play me like the other girls.

Alejandro:  Smart and beautiful, what a truly lovely combination.  Sadly chica you are mistaken.  My love for you isn’t a ploy, but real.  I’ve been watching you since Day 1.
(Heather blushed a little and tried to cover her face)
Heather: So if you’re being serious, why do it now during the challenge?

Alejandro: Our fearless leader; Godzilla is off being Army Sergeant and sent me off alone.  I’ll still come back with firewood, but get a girlfriend in the process.

Heather: So if I decide to trust you what’s the plan?  

Alejandro: We help each other, I’ll help you come up with plans to get rid of your enemies and vice versa.

Heather: Sounds like a deal.
(Heather stuck out her hand, but Alejandro had other plans.  He pulled the Queen Bee into a kiss and she swooned upon release.)
Alejandro: See you later girlfriend.
(The Latin-Canadian winked and disappeared into the brush)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Alejandro: I always get what I want, even when I’m not playing the game.  Today has been a good day.
*static*
Heather: I had no idea he could be romantic for real.  Who knows?  Maybe I could win this game and Alejandro’s heart?  *blushes and then shakes her head* But winning the game is first.
*static*


KILLER BASS:
Katie was walking in the woods, searching for the Blueberry Patch she was supposed to meet Duncan at.  She finally found it and smiled, right now Duncan was the only good thing about this island.  Suddenly she heard a rustling in the bushes and she got so excited.

Katie: Duncan?

TITANIUM TURTLES:
Duncan looked around and went to walk into the woods, but sadly he was spotted by a certain guidette.

Anne Maria: Whoa, whoa bad boy where ya going?

Duncan: To get firewood?
(Duncan smiled innocently and Anne Maria rolled her eyes)
Anne Maria: I’m so sure.  Look buddy, you can make out with ya girlfriend on ya own time.  Right now it’s time for da challenge, so you’re staying right here.
(Anne Maria crossed her arms and glared at him)
Duncan: Fine whatever, cock blocker. (the last part he mumbled)

KILLER BASS:
Sadie emerged and Katie’s face went from smile to glare.

Katie: Seriously?

Sadie: What’s wrong Katie?

Katie: You, you’re what’s wrong.

Sadie: I thought you’d be in a better mood today.

Katie: You thought wrong, like always.  I don’t even know why you follow me around anymore.

Sadie: Because were BFFFL’s.

Katie: We “were” I have a boyfriend now, so you need to leech onto someone else.

Sadie: Katie you need me!

Katie: For what?

Sadie: I drive you to the mall.

Katie: So?

Sadie: Without me, you’d have to take the bus to the mall.  

Katie: I have my own car.

Sadie: Yeah that your parents won’t let you drive, since you crashed my mom’s car into a Snack Shack at the beach.

Katie: That was not my fault and I did have a totally fetch bikini on that day.  Don’t take me off topic.  The truth is you are nothing without me and that’s what you’ll be, cause we’re done!

Sadie: Fine, see if I care!  I’ll show you who’s nobody, I’ll take control of my team!

Katie: Good luck with that, they’re a useless bunch of rejects.
(Katie laughed as she left the bigger girl behind)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Sadie: I’ll show her, I’ll show all of them!  I’ll win this game and shove it in Katie’s face.  I don’t need her one bit.  *crosses her arms* Where did I put all my Gossip magazines again? Maybe Katie knows…but who cares I’ll find them without her!
*static*
Katie: It feels like a big weight has been lifted off my back.  Literally a big weight, can you believe she wears those clothes as big as she is?  Well whatever, now I can play the game with my boyfriend.  Bring it on.
*static*

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Dawn and Brick were currently walking back to camp with buckets full of water.  The Cadet heard a loud growl and screamed like a little girl, when a bear emerged.

Dawn: Fear not Brick, I’ll handle this gentle creature. Hello Mister Bear, we’re very sorry that we invaded your space but our nasty host made us.  Would you like some water?
(Dawn offered her pail to the bear, who drank from it happily)
Dawn: Now we shall be moving on.
(The bear refused to leave and nuzzled Dawn’s arm)
Dawn: Well if you insist gentle one.
(The bear made a weird growl sound)
Dawn: I agree gentle one, I also smell urine.
(They both looked in Bricks direction, who blushed)
Brick: It’s not what you think ma’am, I spilled water on my crotch.
(Dawn looked in the direction of his full bucket of water.  Brick gasped and threw it on himself.  Now soaking wet, he looked at the empty bucket)
Brick: I’ll return with more water.

Dawn: You do that.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Dawn: All vicious animals in the wild are vicious for a certain reason.  Reading auras is a way to help calm them down.  Then they’re as tame as a kitten. *She pets the Bear’s head, who was sticking in through one of the holes*
*static*
Brick: How embarrassing, I can’t believe I peed myself in front of Dawn.  How will I ever live that down? *covers his face*
*static*

All the Screaming Gophers met up back at their campsite and had all gathered the needed supplies.  Noah, Izzy and Dakota had handfuls of berries, well Noah and Izzy at least.  Alejandro had a giant mountain of firewood.  Geoff and Harold had fish and Brick and Dawn arrived with two buckets of water and a bear in tow.

Eva: Why is there a bear following you?

Dawn: He won’t leave me alone, I calmed him down.

Eva: A pet bear?  That could work.  What can he do?

Dawn: He’s not a trained animal.

Eva: Well make him useful, he can scare one of the other teams.  Dawn be a team player.

Dawn: Fine, mister bear I need you to find another team and scare them.
(The bear nodded and lumbered off)
Eva: Nice job on the fishing you two.
(Geoff and Harold smiled)
Dakota: Fish are disgusting and they smell.

Izzy: Oh I love fish!
(Izzy ran over and bit into a raw fish)
Izzy: I guess we should cook it first.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Geoff – Me and Harold rocked at fishing, I just learned from my big bro but Harold’s in the Muskrat Boys
*static*
Harold – Chalk up another point for my mad skills.
*static*

KILLER BASS:
Katie walked back into the Bass campsite and everyone turned around.  Courtney ran over to Katie in annoyance.

Courtney: Katie where have you been?  You know what, it doesn’t matter.  Jo and I are tied in votes for captain, so can you please break the tie?

Katie: Honestly Preppy Pants, I could care less.

Courtney: Excuse me?

Katie: Do you need the wax cleaned out of your ears or is your big ego just filling them up?
(Zeke started laughing)
Courtney: What are you laughing about?

Zeke: What Katie said was funny, eh?

Courtney: You little sexist……

Trent: Whoa, don’t even go there!  Everyone’s forgiven him for that.  Leave him alone.
(Trent put his arm around him and kissed him on the cheek)
Courtney: Well I haven’t forgiven him.

Katie: Guess you’re not part of the majority, huh?

Jo: So squealy who are you voting for?

Katie: You, I’ve gotten enough of Courtney in her so called alliance.

Jo: Yes!  And that’s final Courtney!
(Courtney stormed off into the woods in a huff)

Zoe and Beth walked over to Katie in concern, who was sitting by herself.

Zoe: Are you okay, Katie?

Katie: No I’m not Mary Sue, I’m sick of you as well.

Zoe: My name’s Zoey and I thought we were friends.

Katie: I know your name genius, your personality is bland, so that’s why you’re Mary Sue.

Beth: Katie why are you being so nasty?

Katie: Because you’re gullible enough to believe Courtney wanted to be the leader of alliance and team.  I need to keep entertaining and smarter company.

Katie left the two stunned and walked over to sit with Zeke and Trent.

Trent: Are you okay Katie?

Katie: Define okay.

Trent: Usually you’re a lot happier.

Katie: I cut Sadie lose, she was driving me nuts.

Zeke: I’m so sorry, eh.

Katie: Don’t be, it was long overdue.  I’d been acting like someone else for the longest time.  I’m done being unselfish.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Zeke: I feel so bad for Katie and Sadie, they seemed so close when they arrived.  I guess appearance isn’t everything, underneath the skin Katie was suffering.
*static*
Trent: I don’t mind Katie hanging out with us, the more the merrier.
*static*

RABID BEAVERS:
Cameron was trying so hard to put the tent together, when Staci returned with an armful of berries.  Lindsay and Tyler were making out of the ground and Justin was looking at himself in the mirror.  Sadie came into the clearing and Cameron noticed something very wrong with the chubby girl.

Sadie: What the hell is this?!

Justin: What is what?

Sadie: Have any of you geniuses realized why we keep losing?

Justin: Uglier people needed to leave?
(Justin continued to stare in the mirror)

Sadie grabbed the mirror and threw it into the woods, breaking glass heard not soon after.  Then she pulled Tyler and Lindsay apart.

Justin: Now I’m gonna have 7 years of bad luck!

Sadie: You believe in that crap?  The only ones who are actually doing something are Cameron and Stacie.  The rest of you are being so lazy and hormonal.  Justin go help Cameron with the tent.

Justin: I’m the captain Sadie not you.

Sadie: Not anymore, you’re doing a horrible job and something needs to be done.

Justin: You voted for me, remember?

Sadie: Ask me if I care, I wasn’t in the right mind then.  NOW GO HELP CAMERON WITH THE TENT!

Justin: I could get dirt under my fingernails.

Sadie: I don’t care go!

Before long the tent was up and ready.  Lindsay and Tyler were forced to go fishing, Staci made a berry salad and the fire was roaring by the time the sun set.  

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Sadie: Let’s face it my team needed leadership.  Jasmine just yelled at us and Justin did nothing, but degrade the others.  Now we will be a well-oiled machine, my team will be victorious.
*static*


TITANIUM TURTLES:
Heather looked around at her well put together camp, she was happy for more reasons than one.  She and Alejandro had made a date for around midnight, she was so excited.

Heather: Where’s Leshawna

Duncan: She had to pee.

Anne Maria: That was ova’ an hour ago.

Suddenly they heard growling and a Grizzly Bear emerged from the woods.  Cody immediately peed his pants and they all started freaking out.

Heather: In the trees, climb the trees!
(They all climbed into the tree next to their campsite)
Duncan: Now what?

Heather: I don’t know.

Duncan: You were the one who said to climb the trees

Bridgette: It already probably ate Leshawna!

Heather: Well then there’s no need to worry, it should be full.

Anne Maria: That was cold even fa’ you

Heather: Its Survival of the Fittest, she should’ve peed in her pants like Cody
(Cody hung his head in shame)

Suddenly Anne Maria’s branch started cracking and she fell out of the tree.

Anne Maria: Oh sweet sun tanned god, I’m gonna die!

Bear: Hey you okay?

Anne Maria: Did dat bear, just talk to me?
(The bear suddenly pulled its head off, to reveal Izzy)
Izzy: Hey Anne, you okay?

Heather: What is wrong with you, you Psycho Hose Beast?  Who dresses up like a bear to scare people?

Izzy: It sounded like a good idea and it was fun.

Heather: Go back to your team, crazy!
(Heather picked up a stick and shooed Izzy away)


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Izzy (still in the bear suit): That was so much fun and when I told Eva about she laughed.  So when the real bear comes, they’ll have no idea
*static*

The sun set and all the teams were asleep.  Bridgette suddenly she woke up and groaned.

Bridgette: Are you awake, babe?

Cody: Now I am, what’s wrong Bridge?

Bridgette: I have to pee, but I can’t be in the woods alone.

Cody: I’ll protect you!
(Cody stood heroically and thumped his chest, causing him to cough)

Cody waited outside the bushes, as Bridgette went about her business.  She came back out and the couple heard flapping of wings.  A group of bats flew at Bridgette’s face, she screamed and stumbled over the fire, knocking a burning log on the tent.

Heather: Are you kidding me Bridgette?!

Bridgette: I’m so sorry.

Cody: It was an accident chill Heather.

Heather: Stuff it dork, now we have no tent.

Leshawna: Phew finally, I got so lost in those woods.
(Leshawna emerged in the campsite)
Leshawna: What the hell happened here?

Heather: Your clumsy, surfer friend burned down our tent!

Leshawna: Unlike you I forgive, I know Bridgette wouldn’t do that on purpose.

Suddenly growling alerted them again and a Grizzly Bear emerged again.

Leshawna: Sweet, holy mother above, it’s a bear!

Scott: Please, it’s just Izzy again.  She scared us earlier.
(Scott walked right up to it and tried to pull off the mask, but he ended up just ripping off the fur.  The bear roared)
Scott: Izzy we know it’s you, cut the act.

Duncan: Um, Scott.

Scott: Not now, I’ve almost got her.

Duncan: Scott, look who’s here!
(Scott turned around to see Izzy, still in her bear suit minus the mask.  She was currently eating cooked fish)
Scott: Izzy if that’s not you, then who’s that?

Izzy: That’s a bear!
(Izzy ran away screaming like a crazy person)
Heather: Back in the trees!

The whole team was up in the tree with Duncan, Scott and Heather glaring at Bridgette.  The bear was currently munching on all the food they had gathered.

Heather: This could not get any worse.  Even if the bear leaves, we don’t have a tent to sleep in.  Thanks a lot, Bridgette!
(Bridgette looked down and Cody rubbed her back to comfort her)

It started raining and Heather screamed in frustration, which echoed throughout the forest.  

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Heather: This is why I do everything myself
*static*
Bridgette: I’m really scared I’m a goner now, what can I do?
*static*


SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Alejandro sneakily stole the tent and some of the food.  And went to meet Heather in their meeting spot.  After he was far enough away, he heard Eva screaming over the missing tent.  Heather made her way into the clearing and Alejandro smiled.

Heather: A dry tent and non-eaten food, how romantic.

Alejandro: A gentleman is always prepared for a beautiful lady.

Heather: You are too much.
(They two started making out and slid into the tent)

Sadly neither of them noticed the sound of a camera clicking, before they entered the tent.

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Eva had the team packing up quickly, so they could be the first team back.  They all were ready to go, except for Dawn.

Eva: Dawn what are you doing?

Dawn: I need to walk this creature back home, I’ll be back soon.

Eva: Hurry, do you hear me?

Dawn: Back in a blink.

Alejandro: See you soon chica.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Alejandro: I set up trap for Dawn, so adios chica. *laughs*
*static*


Chris and Chef waited by the campfire as the teams started running in to the finish line.  The Rabid Beavers were across first, followed the by the Killer Bass.  

Chris: Beavers and Bass congratulations!  And Beavers congrats on winning anything.  Turtles and Gophers, one of you is going home.

Eva: What is wrong with you?!

Dawn: I got caught in a snare, it’s not my fault.

Eva: Likely story.

The rest of the day flew by for Dawn and Bridgette, who were both convinced they were done like dinner.  As the sun set, both finished packing their bags.

TITANIUM TURTLES BONFIRE #3:
Heather filed in followed by Mike.  Duncan and Scott sat together as did Cody and Bridgette.  Leshawna and Anne Maria entered last and the all look at Chris holding the plate of 7 marshmallows.

Chris: You’ve all cast your votes, the camper who doesn’t receive a marshmallow must immediately hit the Dock of Shame, grab the Boat of Losers and get the heck out of here.  And you can’t come back, ever!  Now I can see tonight you’re all tired so I’ll just throw them to you, savvy?  

…Leshawna…Duncan…Cody…

…Anne Maria…Mike…

…and…Scott.  Heather and Bridgette you are both on the chopping block.  Ladies this is the final marshmallow of the night and it goes to…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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Bridgette: Yes!
(Cody ran over and hugged her in celebration)
Heather: What?!  You voted me off?  Me?

Leshawna: Damn right we did girl, you boyfriends brother showed us what you two were doing during the challenge.  He snapped a picture and everything.
(Leshawna held a picture of the couple, entering the Gophers stolen tent)
Heather: I have to warn Alejandro.
(Heather went to run off, but Chef stopped her)
Chris: No can do Heather, its Boat of Losers time for you.

Heather: You’ll all regret this to you hear me?!  I was the best thing to happen to this team!  You got rid of your best player and pay for it!
(Heather continued to rant as she was dragged off to the boat)
Chris: Quite a set of lungs on that one, huh?

Anne Maria: Ain’t that da truth?

SCREAMING GOPHERS BONFIRE #2
Alejandro sat down holding hands with Eva, while the rest of the team filed in.  Dawn was so worried.

Chris: Welcome Gophers, it’s time to cut another one of you loose.  Just like the Turtles I realize you guys are tired, so I’ll just throw them to you as well.  The marshmallows go to…

…Noah…Eva…Izzy…

…Geoff…Harold…Brick…

…and…Dakota.  Alejandro and Dawn this is the last marshmallow and it goes to…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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Dawn: Thank you, sweet Mother Earth!

Alejandro: Are you kidding me?

Eva: I’m surprised I’ve kept my cool this long, but NO!

Alejandro:  Eva but we just started our relationship

Eva: Sweet talk someone who cares, your brother gave us a recording of you plotting with Heather.

Alejandro: Jose!

Chris: And now you can join Heather on the boat, Alejandro.  So let’s get moving.

Alejandro: You can’t trust Jose, he’s even more despicable then me!  He’ll…………
(Alejandro was cut off, as he was drug down the dock)

Chris: And with that Heather and Alejandro are eliminated.  It wasn’t super drama worthy, but I still get paid.  Bonus!  Anyway questions remain; just what was Alejandro warning his team about?  What will happen to Sadie and Katie’s friendship, is it really over?  Will I really care?  Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

TITANIUM TURTLES’ VOTES:

Bridgette: After what Jose showed the team, it’s a pretty clear cut decision.  I vote Heather

Duncan: I knew Heather was an underhanded bitch, but being a hypocrite and dating the other team?  Peace, babe.

Heather: Bridgette set our tent on fire and the rest of the team had to sleep in the rain.  If it wasn’t for Alejandro I’d be all wet.

Cody: Hey, Heather dug her own grave, not my fault

Anne Maria: And da Queen Bee’s outta here!

Mike: After tonight’s fiasco, it looks like Heather’s a goner.  So just in case things go south, I have to vote for Bridgette.

Scott: Sorry Bridgette, you burned down our tent.

Leshawna: I don’t think I’ve ever been happier, to go to the bonfire.  See ya Heather.

TURTLE VOTES:
Heather: Bridgette
Duncan: Heather
Bridgette: Heather
Leshawna: Heather
Cody: Heather
Mike: Bridgette
Scott: Bridgette
Anne Maria: Heather

TOTAL VOTES:
Heather – 5
Bridgette – 3


SCREAMING GOPHERS VOTES:

Noah: Well seeing as he turned on us for Heather, Alejandro’s the only logical choice

Eva: No one plays Eva Smirnoff2, he’s lucky I’m not breaking any of his bones.

Izzy: Izzy votes for Alejandro, cuz he’s a snake

Geoff: Cha, so Al came over to me and asked me to vote for Dawn.  She’s a nice gal, but he deserves a chance to redeem himself.

Dakota: I’d love to vote out Eva, but I’d just stick out.  So the yummy Alejandro’s the one out.

Brick: I’m sorry soldier, but you’re playing with the enemy and have gone AWHOL.  I vote out Alejandro.

Dawn: His aura has always been murky, but setting the snare and talking with Heather has sealed his fate

Harold: Alejandro’s my friend and even though he messed with Heather, I vote Dawn.

Alejandro: My snare worked very well, so that means that Dawn is a goner.

GOPHERS VOTES:
Geoff: Dawn
Harold: Dawn
Noah: Alejandro
Eva: Alejandro
Izzy: Alejandro
Alejandro: Dawn
Brick: Alejandro
Dawn: Alejandro
Dakota: Alejandro

TOTAL VOTES:
Alejandro – 6
Dawn – 3

VOTED OUT: Owen, DJ, B, Gwen, Lightning, Jasmine, Troy, Sierra, Heather and Alejandro

SCREAMING GOPHERS: Geoff, Harold, Noah, Eva, Izzy, Brick, Dawn and Dakota (8)
KILLER BASS: Beth, Trent, Katie, Zeke, Courtney, Jo, Zoe, Sam and Jose (9)
RABID BEAVERS: Lindsay, Tyler, Sadie, Justin, Cameron and Staci (6)
TITANIUM TURTLES: Duncan, Bridgette, Leshawna, Cody, Mike, Scott and Anne Maria (7)

Next time on Total Drama Re-Shuffle, the campers are forced to face their worst fears and survive them!  Who will overcome?  And who run away in fear?  Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA RE-SHUFFLE!

1 What really happened in the episode.
2 I feel like it’s the best last name for Eva.
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(Contains: sexual themes)
Not Quite Famous
Chapter 5

Last time on Total Drama Island, the Rabid Beavers continued their pathetic losing streak.  There were bruises, tears, risky moves and dangerous alliances.  In the end it was Jasmine the actress and Lightning the jock, who both didn’t see it coming.  This week another challenge will send two more campers on a cruise to Loserville population 6.  Questions remain, will Troy be able to stay in the game?  Will the Beavers actually win a challenge?  Time for the campers to use their talents to stay in this game.  Who will sink?  And who will float?  Find out right now on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
*cue theme song and we’re good*

RABID BEAVERS:
They had already gone back into their cabins to change from their wet clothes.  Lindsay was going through her make up bags, Stacie was putting in a new bow and Sadie was putting up another picture of Katie.  

Lindsay: Oh this is so way beyond bad, I’m out of fake tanner already.

Sadie: Oh no that’s so tragic!

Lindsay; I know.  Now I have to sun tan, like in the sun.  Do you know how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin?

Stacie: It can?  No wonder my great-great-great-great aunt invented sunscreen.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Lindsay, Sadie and Stacie:
Lindsay: Now that nasty Jeanine is gone, we’re all BFFS
Sadie: I’m like so excited!
Stacie: I am too
*They all hug*
*static*

TITANIUM TURTLES:
The Turtles were currently changing into new clothes as well.  Bridgette found something on the outside of the Girls Turtle’s Cabin.  She saw Bridgette written on the cover and she got excited.

Bridgette: Leshawna, Anne look what was outside!

Leshawna: Did someone write you a love note?

Bridgette: Maybe.
(Bridgette blushed at the thought)
Anne Maria: Well girl read it.

Bridgette I find you very cute and it would mean the world to me, if you met me on the dock after the Bonfire Ceremony Tonight.
~ Signed
- Your Dream Guy.”  Bridgette read.

Bridgette: I bet its Geoff.

Anne Maria: Nah, what if it’s Alejandro or his brother Jose.
(Leshawna nodded in agreement)
Bridgette: I doubt it.

Suddenly a loud screech echoed in the campgrounds.

Chris: Alright campers it’s time to show us what you’re made of!

All the remaining camper filed in and sat on their appropriate benches.  Beth sat on the red benches with Zoe, Katie and Courtney.  Geoff sat with Brick.  Lindsay and Tyler sat down holding hands, followed by Troy and Cameron.  Heather sat with Sierra and Mike.  Duncan sat in the back of the benches with Scott.  Harold sat with Alejandro assuming they still had an alliance.  Trent and Zeke sat down with Jo, holding hands.  Bridgette, Anne Maria and Leshawna sat down with Cody on Bridgette’s heels.  Noah sat with Eva and Izzy, pulling said psycho off of Eva’s back.  Sadie sat with Stacie and waved to Katie.  Justin sat next to Dakota, with their bench space between them.  Dawn then sat next to Dakota and smiled. Sam filed in last, sitting next to Trent and Zeke.

Chris: Welcome to our brand new, deluxe, outside, state of the art amphitheater. Okay this week’s challenge is a summer camp favorite.  A talent contest!

Geoff: Yes, awesome!

Chris: Each team has exactly 8 hours to pick their 3 most talented campers.  These three will represent them in the show tonight.  Sing, dance, juggle, anything goes.  As long as it’s legal.  You’ll judged by our resident talent scout, DJ and VJ Legend, Grand Master Chef!  Who’ll show his approval via the Chef O’ Meter.  The two teams that lose will send one camper home tonight!  Good luck.


KILLER BASS:
Jo blew her whistle and all of her teammates sat down on the cabin steps.  Beth, Katie, Zoe and Courtney were together.  Trent and Zeke were holding hands.  Then Jose and Sam sat at the top.

Jo: Now Trent, Zeke and I will be judges.  Everyone okay with that?

Courtney: No I’m not.

Jo: Anyone besides Courtney?  No?  Good.

Jo pulled out a clipboard and thrust it into Trent’s hands to break the two guys from kissing.

Trent: Alright so first up is Jose.

Jose: Okay amigo.
(Jose stood up and winked at Trent)

Trent blushed and Zeke glared at Jose.  Jose asked Trent, to sit on his feet as he did a handstand.  The girls all cheered, then he put a board of wood on his feet and had Courtney, Zoe, Beth, Katie and Trent sit on it.  He stayed in the handstand position without any problem.

Jo: That’s okay I guess.  Next?

Trent was giggling.
Jo: Next?  Trent!

Trent: Huh?

Jo: Next?

Trent: Oh right sorry, next is Zeke.

Zeke: Trent, don’t forget me.
(Zeke kissed his boyfriend on the lips)
Trent: Sorry cutie.
(Trent smacked his boyfriend’s ass)

Zeke prepped his bow and arrow, after setting up three tire targets.  He quickly shot the arrow through all three easily.  Trent started jumping and clapping.

Trent: Nice one babe.
(Trent went to kiss Zeke)
Jo: That was okay, Zeke.  And before you two start kissing again, who’s next Trent?
(Jo stepped in between them)
Trent: Beth’s up.


Beth pulled out batons dipped in lighter fluid on both ends.  She lit the ends up and started spinning them.  Everyone backed up, as Beth lost control of the batons.  They splashed into the lake and Jo looked annoyed.

Jo: There’s no way you’ll be in the show.

Beth: Dang it!

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Trent: Zeke is my boyfriend and I like him so much, but Jose is so cute and muscular.  *swoons* No, no! I like Zeke, not Jose.
*static*
Zeke: That Jose, better leave my boyfriend alone.  He’s mine, eh!  I’ve never felt this way about a guy or girl before.  Trent is mine!  *punches a hole in confessional*
*static*
Beth: I took the twirling class, but forget to take the catching class.  Oh well. * shrugs* Where did all these holes come from?  The confessional looks like Swiss cheese *giggles*
*static*

RABID BEAVERS:
They all sat on their cabin steps, with no one clearly in charge.
Troy: So should we pick a new captain?

Tyler: I can totally be captain, I’ve been on so many sports teams.

Justin: I don’t think so Tyler.

Cameron: We could vote for a new captain.

Lindsay: You’re so smart Corduroy, you should be captain.

Cameron: I’m don’t know if I’m qualified, how bout we just vote?


They all agreed and started the vote.

Lindsay: I vote for Tyler!

Tyler: I vote for Lindsay, then.

Sadie: I vote for Justin.

Staci: Me too!

Justin: I’ll vote for Cameron.

Cameron: I vote for Troy.

Troy: Me really?  Well thanx Cam, but I’m gonna vote for Justin.

Cameron: Okay so, Justin’s the new captain.

Justin: Alright I guess I’ll make a speech.  We have to win this one you guys, we have already lost the other 3 challenges.  We lost Owen, who honestly stunk and didn’t mean much…

Staci: He could’ve been my boyfriend!

Justin: Right sorry, I forgot.  Then we lost Gwen, who wasn’t much of an asset either…

Troy: She was my sister!

Justin: Right, forgot that too.  Then we lost Jasmine, who apparently was only good at bossing us around.  So now I’m the captain and I think these three lovely ladies should be our judges, to help decide the talents for tonight.

Sadie, Lindsay and Staci: Awww.

Troy: Why are you forgetting so much?

Justin: I don’t like to think or remember a lot, it causes wrinkles.

Sadie: Okay so like let’s audition. Who wants to go first?

Tyler: I totally wanna go!

Tyler tried doing yo-yo tricks, but only ended up tying himself up in the string.  He tried to hop away, but fell over.

Staci: Sorry Tyler, that’s not gonna cut it.
(Sadie nodded in agreement)
Staci: Can I go next Sadie?

Sadie: Like sure!

Stacie set up a cardboard box stage and did an amazing break dance routine.  She finished it up by spinning on her head and the whole team broke into applause.

Sadie: You’re like so in!
(Lindsay nodded in agreement)

Troy went up next and tried mimicking the others.  He did Justin, but it was really off.  He couldn’t even lie like Stacie or squeal like Sadie.  The girls all shook their head.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Justin: It feels so great to be the captain.  Now I’m the most good looking and in charge. *smiles*
*static*
Stacie: My great-great-great uncle’s, black friend invented Break Dancing.  What?  My family have invented a lot, but not that. *giggles* I miss Owen. *sighs*
*static*
Tyler: *mumbling incoherently, since the yo-yo is stuck in his mouth*
*static*

TITANIUM TURTLES:
Heather stood in front of the rest of her team, ready to begin the auditions for the Talent Show.

Heather: So I’ve decided Sierra, Mike and I will be the judges.

Leshawna: Oh hell know.  You can run this thing, but you will not be in charge of judging also.  I nominate Bridgette, Anne Maria and myself.

Anne Maria: Vito baby, what are you doing?  Stop letting that Princess control you.

Mike: Vito got out?  Oh man!
(Mike covered his face in embarrassment)
Sierra: Got out?

Mike: I mean, I forgot I did that impression.  I’m an actor.
(Mike laughed nervously)
Anne Maria: He’s no actor watch this girl.


Anne Maria ripped off Mike’s shirt and he gasped loudly.

Mike/Vito: Hey oh, what’s up Sugar Lips?
(Vito slid over to Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Vito baby, can me and my girls be the judges?

Mike/Vito: Anything you want baby girl.

Heather: That’s only 4 votes.

Cody: I vote for the girls.

Duncan: I don’t really care, let them judge.

Scott: I’m with Duncan, let them do what they want.

Leshawna: 7 to 2, in our favor.

Heather: Fine whatever, let’s just get this going!

Cody played his keyboard very well.  Leshawna went second and started dancing, sadly it was awful.  Everyone stared in shock and tried to pretend it was okay.  After Cody got Mike a new shirt, he acted like; a Cranky Old Man, a Female Olympian and an Australian Treasure Hunter.

Anne Maria: Cody you and Mike did amazing, but Leshawna if you dance like that on stage, you could get recruited.  We wouldn’t be able to see you anymore girl.”

Heather: What are you talking about?  She was awful.

Leshawna: Scuse me?

Bridgette: It’s not worth it, Leshawna.
(Leshawna nodded and backed off)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Heather: Leshawna and Anne Maria get on my last nerve.  Bridgette’s not a threat, but those other two.  I’ll have to get rid of them eventually, I’ll wait.  *smiles evilly*
*static*
Leshawna: Lil Leshawna can dance like a pro, but Anne’s right I’ll get famous with it later. *smiles, starts to dance and falls of the seat*
*static*
Mike: I can’t believe Anne Maria keeps bringing out Vito, he’s falling for her and its just bad news.
*static*

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Eva stood in front of her team walking back and forth with her hands behind her back.  Brick was currently standing at attention and the others were staring at him.

Eva: Izzy, Noah and I are judges.  So let’s start the auditions, here’s a clipboard Egg Head.
(Eva handed a clip board to Noah)
Noah: Thank you Iron Woman, Dawn wanna go first?

Dawn: I’d love to.

Dawn preceded to read the minds of all her teammates.  Noah went after her, reading Shakespeare for the team, most fell asleep.  Then Brick showed he could do 100 pushups in 2 minutes.

Noah: Dawn we all agree you’re in, however Brick and I aren’t.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Noah: I still have a black eye, so I did something that everyone would find boring.  I’ve done enough for the moment and with the two toughest girls aligned with me, I’m safe.
*static*
Dawn: To be honest I really was reading my teammates auras, but it was hard to explain.  Let them believe what they want.
*static*
Brick: I worked hard to get to 100 in 2 minutes, but Eva’s the captain and her word is law.  That was one thing I was taught in the cadets.
*static*

TITANIUM TURTLES:
Heather: Alright team, per Leshawna’s poorly written list; Anne Maria, Sierra and Bridgette are next.
(Heather looked at the clip board)

Anne Maria asked for an assistant and Leshawna pushed Heather over.  The guidette took out a bunch of hair products and went to town on Heather’s hair.  After the giant hairspray cloud disappeared, Heather’s hair was exactly like Anne Maria’s.  Anne Maria showed her the mirror and Heather screamed.  The whole team minus Sierra and Anne Maria, started laughing.

Leshawna: Sorry Anne, but at least you upset Heather.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Heather: My hair is ruined!
*static*

Heather had sat back down and Sierra was trying to fix Heather’s hair.  She had already broken four brushes and was trying not to break the fifth.

Bridgette: Next up is; Sierra.

Sierra over the next 5 minutes, creepily disappeared from sight.  When she came back, she told everyone some deep dark secrets she found out about them all.  Bridgette was up next and stayed in a head stand for 5 minutes.

Anne Maria: Girl no offense, but that would only be cute if you were a monkey.



SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Alejandro stood on the Gophers patio, while Eva and Izzy stood off to the side.  The Latin stunner ripped off his shirt and pants, to leave himself in only a Speedo.  Eva got a nosebleed and Dakota was whooping and cheering.  Alejandro then started flexing all of his muscles and Noah tried not to stare, but used his clip board, to cover his bulge.

Eva: As hot as that was gorgeous, I just don’t think it’s what we need.

Alejandro: Understand senorita, I respect your decision.
(Eva swooned in response)

Eva ran into the woods on her turn and came back with a giant boulder.  The team was cheering and she lifted it up and down.  She then threw it into the horizon.

Izzy: Izzy votes for Eva to be in the talent show!

Noah: Sounds good, Eva’s in.

Then Izzy came up with a ball of sap and a psychotic smile.

Noah: Izzy what is that?

Izzy: A sap bomb.

Eva: No, no way.  Go get rid of it.

Izzy: Aww come on!

Eva: What did I say?!

Izzy: Alright fine, Izzy will get rid of it.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Alejandro: I have Eva, Noah, Izzy and Dakota wrapped around my finger.  There’s no way I’ll be leaving anytime soon.  *smiles*
*static*
Noah: I was so embarrassed, damn hormones and Alejandro’s sexy body.  Why do all hot guys, have to be jerks?
*static*
Dakota: Oh Alejandro. *stares into space* Well Justin’s still hotter.
*static*


KILLER BASS:
Sam stood on the cabin porch ready to show his talent.

Sam: Now for interesting facts about video games…

Jo: No!
(Sam walked off the porch in annoyance)

Jo came back from the forest with a bear on a leash.  Trent jumped into Zeke’s arms and the rest of them into Jose’s.  Jo surprised them all, by boxing the grizzly bear and winning.  The team cheered loudly, except for Courtney who looked unimpressed with her arms crossed.

Trent: Zeke and I agree Jo’s in.

Zoe was up last and read poetry, sadly it put everyone to sleep.  The Indie Chick sighed and stepped off the porch.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Trent: Zeke’s so strong holding me in his arms.  He actually has pretty big biceps *blushes and slowly cover his crotch* He he, hormones.
*static*
Jo: I bet Courtney’s scared of me now. *smirks*
*static*
Courtney: Was that supposed to scare me?  My lawyer is scarier than that bear.
*static*

RABID BEAVERS:
Lindsay was currently doing a cheerleading routine in a skimpy cheerleading outfit.  Tyler and Troy had major nosebleeds and Cameron was feeling very awkward, trying to cover himself.  Justin was just looking into his mirror.

After Lindsay, Cameron got up and started stating history facts, but after looking at Lindsay’s outfit again, he fainted.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Lindsay: Tyler said I did really good, he complemented my jumping the most.  *she jumps up and down, causing the camera man to faint*
*static*
Cameron: I’m so embarrassed, living in a bubble and having my mom watch me 24/7 gives you little privacy. *blushes and looks down at his crotch* Go away!
*static*
Justin: Lindsay is hot I’m not denying that, but I’m way hotter.
*static*

SCREAMING GOPHERS:
Dakota’s turn was up and she said she was doing make overs.  She walked over to Eva and was immediately thrown into a tree.  Geoff then showed off some skate boarding moves, getting cheers from his team.  Harold took a deep breath.

Eva: No!
(Harold sighed and got down)
Eva: Now Izzy, Noah and I have decided Geoff, Dawn and I will represent us in the Talent Show.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Dakota: Eva really did need that make over
*static*
Geoff: Yeah dudes, Geoff is representing!  Let’s do this baby!
*static*


RABID BEAVERS:
Sadie and Justin were the last two to audition.  Sadie did a random dance, she said she’d made up with Katie.  Then Justin posed, danced and then dumped water on himself.

Lindsay: Okay so the three of us have decided; Sadie, Stacie and Justin are the three to represent us.

Sadie: You got our names right?

Lindsay: You wrote everything down, remember?

Stacie: Oh yeah.

Troy sat by himself and Stacie sat down next to him.

Stacie: Are you okay Troy?

Troy: Yeah, I guess so.  I just miss Gwen.

Stacie: I miss Owen too.  I just wanna know how Jasmine got voted out.

Troy: It was me.

Stacie: What?

Troy: I switched the votes and got her voted out.  She was trying to vote me out over vengeance I didn’t deserve to leave last night.

Stacie: I agree, thank you Troy!
(Stacie hugged him tightly)

Justin left out of the shadows and shook his head.

Justin: Troy needs to go down, Jasmine may have been a bitch but he cheated.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Stacie: I’m so happy Troy did that!  Owen you were avenged sweetie.
*static*
Justin: I’m not a bad guy, but Troy cheated and that can’t go unnoticed.
*static*


TITANIUM TURTLES:
Leshawna, Anne Maria and Bridgette stood in front of the team.  Heather has just finished doing ballet, Scott had wrestled pigs and Duncan had made a wood carving of a skull.

Bridgette: The three of us have decided; Heather, Duncan and Mike will represent us in the Talent Show.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Heather: Looks like the big butt twins have a little more brains in their heads, then I thought. *smiles*
*static*
Scott: Shoot!  I really wanted to wrestle pigs for the Talent Show *sighs*
Mike: Here we go again, people exploiting my alternate personalities.  Of course they don’t even know about them.  *sighs*
*static*


KILLER BASS:
Jo, Zeke and Trent stood in front of the team, with Jo holding the clip board.  The others stared as Zeke and Trent were making out.  In anger the jockette pushed Zeke to the ground separating the two.

Jo: Make out on your own time!  Now we’ve decided; Trent, Courtney and I will represent our team for the Talent Show!


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Zeke: I’m like an animal in heat, eh?  *blushes*
*static*
Courtney: Well at least Jo and the couple made a wise decision choosing me.
*static*

Chris: It’s the TDI Talent Extravaganza!  Welcome to the very first, Camp Wawanakwa Talent Contest.  Where 12 campers will show off their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves.  First up for the Titanium Turtles is Heather!

Heather: I was originally going to do a ballet performance, but in the spirit of teamwork I decided against it.  Read by me and words by Anne Maria, here we go.  I know I should be embarrassed but when I dream about him, we are riding unicorns across fields of rainbows.  If anyone every found out, I’d just die.  But when I see that body, I can’t help but want to ride off with him into the sunset.  Thank you.

Anne Maria: I’m gonna kill you, ya underhanded slut!
(Anne Maria ran at Heather and tackled her off the stage)
Chris: Chef what do we give Heather on her very evil talent?


The audience looked at the Chef O’ Meter and only 2 bars lit up.

Chris: Oooh 2 out of 10, tough luck Heather.


CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Anne Maria: The nerve a’ that girl, I mean really.
*static*
Heather: She shouldn’t mess with me. *her tooth is missing and she has a black eye*
*static*

Next two performances were Trent playing his guitar and singing a love song for Zeke and Geoff doing outstanding skate board tricks.  Trent got an 8 for the Bass and Geoff a 9 for the Gophers.  


Chris: Next up for the Rabid Beavers is the gorgeous Justin!\


Justin got on stage and a spot light shone on him.  He started posing and smiling for the crowd.  Then to end the show, he sat on a stool and water poured on his body.

Chris: And that is a 6 on the Chef O’ Meter.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Justin: I’m very offended, I only got a six.  My performance definitely deserved a 10.
*static*

The guys on the Turtles had bet Bridgette she couldn’t do a headstand for 10 minutes, so she was currently walking around on her hands backstage.  Suddenly she got snagged in a rope and released a sandbag, knocking Eva out cold.  As Courtney had finished playing her violin and scoring a 6 out of 10.  Izzy and Noah grabbed the closest person and shoved Harold onto the stage.  He surprised everyone by doing a really good beat boxing routine and got a 10 out of 10.

Sadie: Stacie you ready?

Justin: Troy will be going on instead of Stacie.

Cameron: What?

Justin: Troy did something last night and I will tell, if he doesn’t.

Troy: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Justin: You fixed the votes and got Jasmine voted off.  Stacie knows too.

Justin: We all voted for you, except for you.  So you will go on instead of Stacie, let’s hope you brushed up on your mimics or you’re going home.

CONFESSIONALS:
*static*
Troy: Well I’m screwed.  *facepalms*
*static*
Lindsay: I can’t believe Trevor cheated, we would’ve voted Jamie off eventually.  No one liked her at all.
*static*
Tyler: Cheating is not cool, my brothers tried to cheat to get me onto the High School Football Team before and I wasn’t cool with it.  I told them I was good enough to get on.
*static*
Stacie: Justin told me I have to vote off Troy, I’m so sorry Troy. *sighs*
*static*
Cameron: In all my calculations in figuring out how Jasmine was voted, I never believed Troy would cheat
*static*
Sadie: That’s like so wrong, we would’ve voted Jasmine out if he asked us all.
*static*
Justin: Win or lose it’s in Troy’s hands, not mine.  I’m not a bad person, but you can’t cheat.
*static*

Sadly for Troy it was a complete flop of mimicry and only got a 2 out of 10.  Duncan came up next for the Titanium Turtles and brought in a big block of wood.  He quickly carved it into a replica of Katie.  The BFF squealed and ran up to give him a kiss.  The punk blushed and a new couple was officially made.

Chris: Next up for the Killer Bass is the Bear Boxing Jo!


Jo put on her boxing gloves and pulled the bear onto the stage.  The audience all backed up in fear, but Jo wasn’t worried.
After a couple uppercuts to the jaw and a few gut punches, the bear was down for the count.

Chris: And Chef gives Jo a 9 out of 10!


Sadie got ready to go onto the stage to do her dance.

Troy: Sadie you need to do well, my life in the game depends on you.

Sadie: I’ll like do my best.

Sadie did her best, but as she explained to her team before the dance was a little lacking without Katie.  The act was a two person dance, Chef gave her a 4 out of 10.

Sierra came upon Mike, who was nervously shaking.  She poured him a cup of her Chamomile tea.  Telling him it would calm him down, he drank it and starting coughing.  His face started swelling up.

Sierra: Mike are you okay?

Mike: What’s in the tea?

Sierra: Chamomile.

Mike: I’m allergic!
(Mike’s face had swelled up like crazy)
Heather: Sierra what is wrong with you?!

Sierra: I’m sorry.

Heather: You’re taking his place now, go!

The outcome was similar to Troy’s, though Chef gave her a zero since it was so creepy.  Dawn finished up the Talent Show by getting a perfect score for her “Mind Reading”.

Chris: Alright Beavers and Turtles I’ll see you all tonight at the Bonfire Ceremony and in answering to Troy’s cheating all votes will be cast at the fire for the Beavers.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Troy: I tried Gwen, I really did.  I guess cheating wasn’t my best move.  I’ll see you soon, sis.
*static*

Duncan and Katie were sitting on wooden chairs, watching the sun slowly set.  They were holding hands and Katie was so happy.

Duncan: So Katie do you want to be my girlfriend?

Katie: I have to think, but what you did for me was so romantic.

Sadie: Katie!  Where were you?  It’s our BFFL time remember?

Katie: Sadie I’m sitting with my boyfriend, which is something you don’t have.

Sadie: Katie that is so mean!

Duncan: You never even said yes…

Katie: Not now sexy.
(Katie stroked his bulge to quiet him)

Duncan moaned and shut up.

Sadie: Who are you?

Katie: The girl who you copied off freshmen year.  Remember you?  The fat new girl with no friends?!

Sadie: Katie how could you?

Duncan: Sadie I’m sure she doesn’t mean it.

Katie: Duncan I’ll see you later, this is ruining our date.
(Katie walked off in annoyance)

Sadie started sobbing and Duncan put his hand on her shoulder.

Duncan: Sadie I’m sure she’ll be better in the morning.

Sadie: You’re right, she will be. You’re a good guy, Duncan.
(Sadie smiled at him, wiping away her tears)
Duncan: Don’t tell anyone, you got it?

Sadie: Sure.
(Sadie giggled and left Duncan alone)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Duncan: I’m not a nice guy, got it? *growls and punches the confessional*
*static*
Sadie: He is a nice guy. *giggles to herself*
*static*

Heather was packing Sierra’s bags, while the Uber Fan was hanging on her legs and crying.

Heather: Sierra would you stop and just accept you’re leaving?

Sierra: But why Heather?  I didn’t mean to give Mike an allergic reaction.

Heather: You dug your own grave and now you can sleep in it.

Sierra: Heather I’ll do anything, get the others to vote out someone else!

Heather: And if I do you must promise to always stay with me, got it?

Sierra: Yes I promise!

Heather: Alright we need to pitch voting off Cody, you take the trio and I’ll talk to the punk and pit sniffer.

CONFESSSIONAL:
*static*
Heather: In retrospect, keeping Sierra is a better option.  Cody won’t be missed by anyone, well maybe Mike but I would’ve made him cut him off eventually.
*static*

Duncan was currently carving pictures into his bunk, while Scott was pit sniffing.

Scott: Dude do you think I need deodorant?
(Scott stuck his armpit in Duncan’s face)
Duncan: Gross dude, but yes.

Scott: Can I borrow yours?

Duncan: No!

Heather: Hello, boys.

Scott: We could’ve been naked, ya know.

Heather: I need a favor.

Duncan: What for?  We’re not idiots, well Scott is.

Scott: Hey!

Duncan: I’m just being honest.

Scott: True.

Heather: Vote off Cody.

Duncan: Over Sierra?

Heather: Yes, in return I’ll keep you safe.

Duncan: Fine.

Scott: I’m game too.

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Duncan: Cody hasn’t liked me since the get go, so I could care less if he leaves.  *shrugs*
*static*

Sierra wandered back to the Turtle Cabin after searching the rest of campground and found the girls in there.  Leshawna and Anne Maria were talking, but Bridgette was nowhere to be found.

Sierra: Hey girls, so who are you guys voting off?

Anne Maria: Sorry girl but it’s gotta be you.

Leshawna: Yeah girl, you cost us the win.

Sierra: Can I at least plead my case?

Leshawna and Anne Maria: Sure.

Sierra: Where’s Bridgette?

Anne Maria: Under da bed, Eva’s looking for her.

Sierra: Why?

Leshawna: She knocked Eva out cold girl.


Suddenly Eva bust down the door in a fit of rage.  The girls all jumped and turned around.

Eva: WHERE IS SHE?

Leshawna: We have no idea girl, but if we get one we’ll let you know.
(Leshawna walked Eva over to the door)
Eva: You better!
(Eva slammed the door shut on her way out)
Bridgette: Is she gone?
(Bridgette came out from under the bed)
Leshawna: Yeah she’s gone.


Chris: Turtles and Beavers, report to the Bonfire Ceremony.  It’s time to eliminate someone!


RABID BEAVERS BONFIRE # 4:
All 7 of the Beavers sat in a circle around the Bonfire with Chris and Chef outside of it, closest to the dock.

Chris: This is simple campers, no confessional votes since someone cheated. One by one you’ll all cast your votes.

Tyler: Troy.

Lindsay: Trevor.

Stacie: Troy, sorry.

Sadie: I have to vote for Troy.

Cameron: I really hate to say it, but Troy.

Justin: Troy.

Chris: Honestly Troy, your vote doesn’t matter.  To the Boat of Losers with you.

Troy: Bye guys, good luck to you all.
(Troy waved goodbye as he walked down the dock)

CONFESSIONAL:
*static*
Cameron: It was really hard, but it had to be done.
*static*

TITANIUM TURTLES BONFIRE # 2:
Heather sat down with Mike and Sierra.  Anne Maria, Leshawna and Bridgette sat together with Cody on Bridgette’s tail.  Duncan and Scott filed in last.

Chris: Alright campers, you’ve all cast your votes and the person left without a marshmallow tonight will join Troy on the Boat of Losers and leave…
…Bridgette…Leshawna…Cody…

…Mike…Scott…Anne Maria…

…and…Duncan.  Heather and Sierra you’ve racked up the most votes tonight.  So which one of you is a goner?  The last marshmallow goes to…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
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Chris: Sorry Sierra, but it’s time for you to join Troy on the Boat of Losers.

Sierra: Bye guys, sorry I messed up.
(Sierra waved as she left)

Bridgette sat on the dock and heard someone approach her from behind.  She was shocked when Cody emerged from the shadows.

Bridgette: Cody?

Cody: Hehe, yeah.

Bridgette: I never thought it would be the cute, dorky boy.

Cody: Dorky?

Bridgette: It’s a good thing, be my boyfriend?
Cody: I’d love to.
(Cody blushed and was suddenly caught off guard, by Bridgette pulling him into a kiss)

Chris: So with Troy and Sierra join the losers.  So was anyone else surprised about Bridgette and Cody?  Will Heather actually take control of her team?  And who’s leaving next?  Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!


TITANIUM TURTLES VOTES:
Duncan: Sierra’s annoying plain and simple, plus I’m not scared of Heather.
Heather: I know what I said Sierra, but I lied.  You’ve proved you’re useless.
Bridgette: It seems unanimous that Sierra is leaving tonight, but I blame Heather for our loss.  Poor Sierra just didn’t understand, she was being played.
Leshawna: Sierras annoying and all, but I’d rather see Heather leave
Cody: Sierra’s really creepy and cost us the challenge.
Sierra: I can see how you’re gonna back stab me you cow.  I vote out Heather!
Mike: I don’t trust Duncan, he needs to be eliminated.
Scott: I vote out Sierra, me and Duncan thought it was the better way to go
Anne Maria: Just get rid a that creepy girl, bye Sierra.

TURTLE VOTES:
Duncan – Sierra
Heather – Sierra
Bridgette – Heather
Leshawna – Heather
Cody – Sierra
Sierra – Heather
Mike – Duncan
Scott – Sierra
Anne Maria – Sierra

TOTAL VOTES:
Sierra – 5
Heather – 3
Duncan – 1

VOTED OUT: Owen, DJ, B, Gwen, Lightning, Jasmine, Troy and Sierra
REMAINING CAMPERS:
SCREAMING GOPHERS – Geoff, Harold, Noah, Eva, Izzy, Alejandro, Brick, Dawn and Dakota (9)
KILLER BASS – Beth, Trent, Katie, Zeke, Courtney, Jo, Zoe, Sam and Jose (9)
RABID BEAVERS – Lindsay, Tyler, Sadie, Justin, Cameron and Stacie (6)
TITANIUM TURTLES – Heather, Duncan, Bridgette, Leshawna, Cody, Mike, Scott and Anne Maria (8)

Next time on Total Drama Island Re-Shuffle, the campers thrown into the woods to fend for themselves.  Who will get lost in the woods?  And who will get home?  Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND RE-SHUFFLE!
So I've gotten more into writing my Total Drama Re-Shuffle again, so I'm taking a little break on the Vore Tournament and I'll hope my fans of that will read my Total Drama Re-Shuffle.  I'd be real appreciative.
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  • Watching: Anime
  • Playing: League of Legends
  • Eating: Pizza
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So I've gotten more into writing my Total Drama Re-Shuffle again, so I'm taking a little break on the Vore Tournament and I'll hope my fans of that will read my Total Drama Re-Shuffle.  I'd be real appreciative.
  • Mood: Exhilarated
  • Listening to: My I-pod
  • Reading: Fanficitons
  • Watching: Anime
  • Playing: League of Legends
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Water w/ Mio

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I have started a donation poll! if you want to make a collaboration, no mater how little it is, it would be welcomed! :)
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Happeh birthday.
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Happy birthday! :D :party::cake: Also how many dolls do you have? I have 64 on my shelf currently! (But I have way more. Some people have like 300 :XD: )
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Thanx and I have almost 20, probably 19 or 18.  Getting Gil, Clawd Wolf, Spectra and Venus 2day.  I have Porter, Gigi, Heath, Abbey, Toralei, Scarah, Invisi Billy, Cleo, Deuce, Neighthan, Frankie, Lagoona, Gilda, Draculaura and Slo Mo.  So yeah 19 XD
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The original Scarah or another one? and i have all of those too. :XD:
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original is so rare, I have the pony tail one
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Are you still here?
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took a break, I'll probably continue
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REALLY? Wow, that's the first thing I've heard you say in half a year?
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